Episode #61--A lot has happened once again for Bob and Bill since we've been away!! Take a listen and find out what they are! We'll give you the results of the old "on-a-stick" poll and introduce you to a new poll. Find out who is celebrating a birthday in Hollywood.  You can't forget about Larry the Rabid Ranter!! News and Sports from The Onion a NEW Geeky Top Ten List and Redneck Dictionary Word of the day!!  Oh yeah, and did we mention that we have a BRAND NEW voicemail number that doesn't spell anything once again?!  206-309-9310! Call it or fax it, PLEASE!!

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN COMPUTER GEEK PICK-UP LINES
10. Want to see how much RAM my processor has?

9. I'll give you a laptop dance

8. Come back to my place and I'll show you what USB really stands for

7. I swear, I don't have any viruses

6. Bill Gates is my uncle--wanna do it?

5. Who wants to see my flash drive?

2. I'd like to defrag you all night long

Episode #60--A lot has happened to BILL since we've been away!! A FEW LIFE-CHANGING events! Take a listen and find out what they are! We'll give you the results of the most popular "garden" poll and introduce you to a new On A Stick Poll.  We've got some M.J. jokes.  Find out who is celebrating a birthday in Hollywood and in the podcasting world? PETA, Michael Jackson and none other than Three's Company star, Joyce DeWitt stops by and say a thing or two. A funny segment where we take a song and put "beeps" in it!  You can't forget about Larry the Rabid Ranter!! News and Sports from The Onion a NEW Top Ten List and Redneck Dictionary Word of the day!!  Oh yeah, and did we mention that we still have the voicemail number that doesn't spell anything?!  206-666-1988! Call it or fax it, PLEASE!!

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR PODCAST IS IN TROUBLE
10. You keep talking about Michael Jackson (is anyone else tired of hearing this crap? Am I right people?)

9. Too much casting and not enough podding

8. It reunites Jon and Kate-wait, who the hell are Jon and Kate?

7. Your public relations are handled by Brock Lesnar

6. The Top Ten list has nine entries. I mean who in the hell does a Top Ten list with nine entries?

5. Show's title? Everything you wanted to know about pipe cleaners

2. Extreme makeover segment hosted by Chastity Bono

Episode #59--Yes, we're still alive!! It's like a history lesson, what has happened since we last did a podcast? We'll give you the results of the Valentine's Day Poll (wow, has it been that long?) and introduce you to a new Spring Poll.  Who's celebrating a birthday in Hollywood and in the podcasting world? David Letterman and Baltimore Orioles' Manager, Dave Trembley stops by and says something.  You can't forget about Larry the Rabid Ranter!! News and Sports from The Onion a NEW Top Ten List and Redneck Dictionary Word of the day!!  Bill also has a great website/program for your listening pleasures!  Websites of the day: Screamer Radio and the menu attachment for it Screamer Menu Everything is FREE!!  Oh yeah, and did we mention that we have yet ANOTHER NEW VOICEMAIL NUMBER!!  206-666-1988! Call it, PLEASE!!

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN SIGNS YOU USE TOO MUCH FOUL LANGUAGE
10. Your executive job has the letters A-I-G in it.

9. You're currently looking for a Des Moines radio job (Wait-where in the hell is Des Moines?)

8. Your financial planner has the names Bernie and Madoff

7. Your daily diet consists of Dove and Irish Spring

6. You use your hands too much (No wait, that's a sign you use too much sign language. Hey -you try and come up with something better, you clown face!)

5. You spent a night at a Washington Nationals game (It's baseball season, catch the fever you donkeys!!)

2. You've taken over anything that was previously run by George W. Bush

Episode #58--It's here, like Bob's age.  It's time for another POWER HOUR!!  In this show, we'll tell you how to play (if this is your first time listening), we'll talk about our cool beverage dispenser (picture of it can be seen on our flickr page, the digital transition, famous celebrity birthdays, addicting website of the day, old poll results, new poll, News of the Weird, Larry the Rabid Ranter stops by, the News and Sports Onion, a cool email on another drinking game played by a co-worker, and the famous tongue twisters later in the show to make us more funny to listen to, the redneck dictionary word of the day and a brand new Top Ten List. Oh and a major FEAT is accomplished by one of us!! To see the addicting website of the day just click here!!

ONE of the Top Ten Lists that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'VE HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK
10. You are still looking for weapons of mass destruction

9. You start poking your brother in the ass with a needle (Hey that McGwire really went deep on this one)

8. You are not ready for the digital tv transition (hell, even Bob got his converter box you weasels)

7. You think Republicans can handle our economy (Good riddance Bush, you monkey-boy)

6. Two words: Playstation Phone

5. You're auctioning off spots on the Bob and Bill show (Oh my god, I've been Blagojevich-ed!)

4. You believe loaded guns make good stage props (check out the high school seniors performing in "Of Mice and Men" in your Florida theatres!)

3. You're still laughing at these Top Ten Lists (am I right people?)

2. You auction off your virginity to Bob and Bill

1. You miss a Power Hour because God knows nobody should ever miss a Power Hour!

Episode #57--We're back before the holidays!  Do we have anything new to talk about within the last month?  We'll give you the results of the Thanksgiving Poll and introduce you to a new Christmas Poll.  Who's celebrating a birthday in Hollywood? George W. Bush and people from Walmart stop by and say something.  You can't forget about Larry the Rabid Ranter!! News and Sports from The Onion.  And a NEW Top Ten List!  Bill will also have a "tip/trick" of the day to do with websites.  Bill also SINGS the Twelve Days of Recession!  Listen here! To follow along with the days here they are!  An application for bankruptcy, 2- Collection calls, 3- Piles of bills, 4- Broke banks, 5- Months in denial, 6- Jobs a-pplying, 7- Companies a begging, 8- States a whining, 9- Stocks a crashing, 10- Factories a shutting, 11- Months job hunting, 12- Homes foreclosing

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN REJECTED CHRISTMAS SONG TITLES
10. Oh Little Cash That I Now Own

9. I'm Beginning to Smoke Just Like Obama

8. Global Warming Wonderland

7. Larry Craig is Coming To Pee

6. Dick Cheney Roasting On An Open Fire

5. All I Want For Christmas Is My Job--Am I Right Folks?

4. Duck Because the Shoes Are Coming

3. Jiggle Balls

2. I Saw Bob and Bill Kissing Santa Claus

1. Rosie the Red Faced Intern