BaBWS - #52

Episode #52--It's a little different kind of show.  IT's the Bill and Bill's WIFE show!  We'll tell you how our wedding went, which one of us got sick on our wedding day, how the reception was and Bob's BEST one liner caught on tape!  Laid back on our Honeymoon, some snips here and there.  We'll tell you the winner of the old poll and get a NEW poll ready.  We read some celebrity birthdays, and Bill wrote his own TOP TEN LIST!  We'll also have clips from the iRiver recorded on our honeymoon.  And a very relaxing/soothing ending for you to sleep to.

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN SIGNS YOU HAVE A BAD GPS SYSTEM
10. No matter how hard you try, it won't let you leave Des Moines, IA!

9. It takes you directly to jail and you don't even get to pass GO!

8. It thinks you're a storm spotter and starts making you drive TOWARDS the tornadoes

7. Your Green Potato Sack in your car window isn't quite what you thought G-P-S stood for

6. It's starts playing music like "Who Says You Can't Go Home" and "Lost Highway", no, wait, take out your "Best of Suicidal Music" and plug in your GPS.

5. It tells you to "get up out of dis hizzy before you get a pop capped in yo' ass fool!"

4. It starts spouting letters such as L-O-L and L-M-A-O

3. It keeps taking you to Bob's house

2. It keeps telling you to turn left every quarter mile...no wait, that means you're on a NASCAR track! Get off now before you cause a crash!

1. Once you get completely lost it starts saying, "No worries mon, yeah mon, and Irie!"  Umm, actually just stay where you're at...you're in JAMAICA MON!