Wed, 12 November 2008  Episode #56--We're finally back! Did you think we went missing after the last Power Hour episode? After a two month vacation, we've done a lot since then. We'll talk about what we've been up to. We'll give you the results of the "Official Beer of the Bob and Bill Show Power Hour Podcasts" and introduce you to a new Thanksgiving Poll. Who's celebrating a birthday in Hollywood? George W. Bush and Neil Patrick Harris "voice" their concerns. You can't forget about Larry the Rabid Ranter!! News and Sports from The Onion. And a NEW Top Ten List! Websites of the day were Antique Fizz and My TV Theme Songs Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN SURPRISES IN THE NEW FRIDAY THE 13TH MOVIE 9. Movie's plot revolves around fighting Monks 8. Scenes are scarier than, you guessed it, Bob's prom night. 7. Jason has new guest slot on 'The View' 6. Dick Cheney is Jason's father. (Jason, I am your fah-ther) 5. The only choking going on is Penn State football team 4. Movie was actually done on Friday the 14th 3. The thing that kills off Jason is his Circuit City stock 2. Due to changes in the bailout plan, Jason chooses to go after President Bush 1. Small segment features pro wrestling debuts of Jason and Sarah Palin. Comments[2] |
Sun, 14 September 2008  Episode #55--It's here, like a Canadian holiday on the calendar. It's time for another POWER HOUR!! In this show, no only will we get frickin' wasted and one of us will have uncontrollable hiccups but we'll also talk about past Power Hours, famous celebrities stopping by to give us a "word", old poll results, new poll, News of the Weird, one of our brand new segments "Profanity Sports Reporting", Larry the Rabid Ranter stops by, The News and Sports Onion, a cure for your hangovers website which you can go to by clicking here and THREE Top Ten Lists!! ONE of the Top Ten Lists that we read off during the show: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU ARE TOO OLD TO BE PRESIDENT 9. The only cabinet meeting you can handle is between you and the medicine cabinet 8. The Green Bay Packers won't let you play quarterback for them 7. Lou Lemenick is starting to hit you in movie theatres (Hey, don't mess with the Ebert you punk!) 6. You can't remember if you had sexual relations with a woman, but you'd like to. 5. Your political ads are sponsored by Dentu-Creme 4. You remember when gas prices were cheap. Remember to vote in November, you knuckleheads! 3. These lame Top Ten lists still make you laugh 2. You actually think that 9/11 and Iraq are linked 1. 69 isn't your lifestyle, it's your age! Comments[0] |
Wed, 6 August 2008  Episode #54--It's that time of year for the Olympics and the State Fairs! Oh boy! We can hardly contain ourselves! We've got a new Olympic poll for you to vote on, Rick Springfield, Paris Hilton and her mom stop by and say something. Larry and his cursing cousin Kevin stop by and talk about the Olympics and the State Fair. News and sports from The Onion, celebrity birthdays, a listener written top ten list FOR BOB and a new top ten list BY BOB! To download the FREE Library program (called LIBRA) to keep track of your collections click here. Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN POINT ONE THINGS BOB HAS OVERHEARD SINCE HIS BIRTHDAY 9. I thought I saw you entering that Delta airplane bathroom 8. Mary-Kate Olson can take care of that headache for you 7. You're the most bitchin' member of NKOTB (NKOTB Reunion Tour-get your tickets now) 6. You even make John McCain look young 5. I bet you can do a heck of a backgrab (that's a gymnastics term folks, watch the Olympics this year and root for some tiny teenage ass!) 4.1 Let's go party at Andy Dick's house 4. Happy Birthday Regis, no wait, everyone knows you're not cool enough to be Regis. 3. Hillary called, she wants her pantsuit back 2. Hey, aren't you the loser that writes the lame top ten lists? 1. Look out folks, he's been SPITZERED! Comments[1] |
Tue, 8 July 2008  Episode #53--We're both back! Thankfully! Bill can't carry a show to save his life! We think it's because he wasn't interrupted and he didn't know what to do! Bill visits the dentist. A cell phone popcorn hoax is tried? Another Old Chicago Mini-Tour has started. An interesting look at the Iowa floods compared to the New Orleans floods. Larry stops by with a weird abnormality and we hear a word from Christie Brinkley and John McCain! News and sports from The Onion, celebrity birthdays, and a NEW TOP TEN LIST! Don't forget to vote on our current poll as well!! To visit the CELL PHONE POPCORN VIDEO click here. To see some awesome air guitar video click here! To learn the workings of an air guitar click here.Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE NOT GOING TO WIN THE AIR GUITAR WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP 9. You pick music by crappy groups, like, for example...Bon Jovi 8. All your time is focused on ruining the economy 7. Matt Walsh is your assistant 6. Preoccupied following truly uninteresting Olympic Trials. Hey, United States, go kick some Chinese ass! 5. You support a pointless overseas war in an oil based country...no, wait, that's a sign you won't win the presidential nomination 4. No number four on this list, writer out buying Guitar Hero Aerosmith-available in stores now! 3. You've got a bad air drummer 2. All your advice is from those people at Nintendo DS 1. You're too busy playing with your WII Comments[2] |
Sun, 29 June 2008  Episode #52--It's a little different kind of show. IT's the Bill and Bill's WIFE show! We'll tell you how our wedding went, which one of us got sick on our wedding day, how the reception was and Bob's BEST one liner caught on tape! Laid back on our Honeymoon, some snips here and there. We'll tell you the winner of the old poll and get a NEW poll ready. We read some celebrity birthdays, and Bill wrote his own TOP TEN LIST! We'll also have clips from the iRiver recorded on our honeymoon. And a very relaxing/soothing ending for you to sleep to.Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU HAVE A BAD GPS SYSTEM 9. It takes you directly to jail and you don't even get to pass GO! 8. It thinks you're a storm spotter and starts making you drive TOWARDS the tornadoes 7. Your Green Potato Sack in your car window isn't quite what you thought G-P-S stood for 6. It's starts playing music like "Who Says You Can't Go Home" and "Lost Highway", no, wait, take out your "Best of Suicidal Music" and plug in your GPS. 5. It tells you to "get up out of dis hizzy before you get a pop capped in yo' ass fool!" 4. It starts spouting letters such as L-O-L and L-M-A-O 3. It keeps taking you to Bob's house 2. It keeps telling you to turn left every quarter mile...no wait, that means you're on a NASCAR track! Get off now before you cause a crash! 1. Once you get completely lost it starts saying, "No worries mon, yeah mon, and Irie!" Umm, actually just stay where you're at...you're in JAMAICA MON! Comments[4] |
Wed, 14 May 2008  Episode #51--And we're back! Finally! We've both been very busy (well, ok, maybe just Bill cause he's getting MARRIED soon!) We talk about what we've been up to, how we used our Economic Stimulus checks, Larry the Rabid Ranter stops by. News and sports from The Onion, celebrity birthdays, and a NEW TOP TEN LIST! The most famous person in baseball (Barry Bonds) stops by with a few words. We also have TWO words from the Redneck Dictionary! Don't forget to vote on our NEW POLL as well!! To visit the WEBSITE OF THE PODCAST, click here!Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE AT A BAD MOVIE 9. Movie is made solely on advice from Dr. Phil 8. "How I Won the War" sequel stars George W. Bush 7. "Eight Men Out" involves two Governors and six hookers 6. You hear songs like "You Give Love a Bad Name" and "Blaze of Glory"...no wait, those are signs you're at a bad concert 5. It has the words "fraggle" and "rock" in the title 4. It depends on a guest spot from Rosie O'Donnell to add glamour 3. Have no idea, couldn't go due to high gas prices, am I right people??? 2. The real joke is, Bob wrote this list and he doesn't even watch movies! 1. "When Harry Met Sally" has two Harrys and NO Sally Comments[0] |
Wed, 19 March 2008  Episode #50--Are you ready for this?! Are you really ready? 50 shows. What possibly could we have on this show? We say we'll revisit a segment we did on episode #26 but we forget to, oh and how 'bout a NEW show open? A word from former governor Eliot Spitzer, the Easter Bunny and Larry the Rabid Ranter. News and sports from The Onion, celebrity birthdays, and a NEW TOP TEN LIST! That's not all! We need to celebrate the past 49 shows so we have a special Highlight Reel AND a very special PSA. This one is for our listeners and a special "gift" from the Bob and Bill show. Listen to it for details on how to get your free gift!! Don't forget to vote on our NEW POLL as well!!Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN POSSIBLE SURPRISES IN THE NEXT 50 EPISODES OF THE BOB AND BILL SHOW 9. We become famous in deadbeat towns like Des Moines, Iowa 8. Regular appearances by Heather Mills, until she finds out we are both not rich rock stars 7. Sorry, due to a lack of funding there is no number seven on this list--save it for the next 50, SPANKY 6. Paternity tests come back busting one of us as the father of Britney's next child 5. George W. Bush will guest star to discuss his plans for the first presidential picture book library 4. We will bring peace to all nations via our super podcast powers 3. That we actually do another 50 episodes 2. Nothing--just the same slapped together crap we've done up until now 1. Expensive sex, loose women, and empty bank accounts--that's only after we both become governors Comments[0] |
Sun, 27 January 2008  Episode #49--Can you feel the excitement?! This is the LAST time you'll have to hear this show open! It's been playing since our very FIRST episode. Please e-mail us at bobandbillshow@gmail.com or call our voicemail at 206-222-2463 (that's 206-cab-a-hoe) and wish us a HAPPY 50TH SHOW! Please!!?? Come listen to us talk about our exciting trip to Cedar Falls, listen to our VOICEMAIL!, a word from Bob?, news and sports from The Onion, Larry stops by and we have an all NEW Bytch Forum from Bob, celebrity birthdays, and a NEW TOP TEN LIST! You HEARD the song, now see the VIDEO of "If Britney Was My Mom". Website mentioned on the podcast to check out: Mister Pumpkin Head Send in your creations and we will add them to our flickr page! Don't forget to vote on our POLL!!Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN REJECTED VALENTINE'S CARD MESSAGES 9. Let's go hunting (from Dick Cheney) 8. This year I gave you up for Lent 7. Here's tickets to the new Star Wars cartoon movie 6. You were certainly worth going to prison for 5. The Botox makes you look sensational 4. You're my seventh best online lover 3. Will you marry me? (from Richard Simmons) 2. Thanks for being our most loyal fan (from Bob and Bill) 1. Will you PLEASE, PLEASE be my Valentine!? (Love Britney) Comments[1] |
Wed, 23 January 2008  Episode #48--This is our FIRST podcast of 2008 and definitely NOT our last! C'mon, you know everyone's waiting for Episode #50 with a NEW show open and other surprises. So why listen to this episode? We reveal our poll results and bring up a new one, we have a Bytch Forum from both Bob and Bill that you won't believe, celebrity birthdays, a word from Randy Moss, News of the Weird, we show our love to President Bush, read your comments, Larry stops by, and the ALL NEW TOP TEN LIST! Website mentioned on the podcast to check out: Celebrity Death Beeper Don't forget to vote on our POLL!!Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN THINGS WE CAN LOOK FOR IN 2008 9. Ten more Eddie Murphy marriages 8. Britney goes from crazy to stupid crazy 7. Cheating makes you a champion, right Coach Belichick? 6. Bob's public confession that he's really a three-legged gorilla 5. Bill to finally come clean about his ties to the Mitchell report 4. No number 4, just an announcement to support the writers. Yeah, there's a writer's strike going on. 3. Bush's ass out the front door of the White House-am I right people??? 2. The same winning formula of lame comedy you've come to expect from Bob and Bill 1. Five words--"We are bringing SEXY BACK!" Comments[1] |
Fri, 21 December 2007  We (Bob and Bill) wanted to wish everyone the happiest and safest holidays so instead write about it, why not do some audio? And, we had the ONE and ONLY, Santa Clause stop by our studios. He's not too happy either! If you can believe this, he's even angrier than Larry and his cursing cousin Kevin! Watch out, cause heeeeerrrrrreeeeeeee's SANTA! Comments[0] |
Sat, 8 December 2007  Wanted to share with everybody the present we got from one of our fans
and we opened it LIVE on our recent podcast! Thanks loyal fan! Category: general -- posted at: 8:24 PM Comments[0] |
Wed, 5 December 2007  Episode #47-- What have we been doing since Thanksgiving? Drinking BEER at Old Chicago maybe? Do we risk our lives and go shopping on Black Friday? We hear from someone who thought it was "SUPER SWEET". We have voicemails! But who are they from? We also hear special 'words' from the best trio put together, Don Imus, Hulk Hogan and Santa! Larry and his cousin make yet another return! And of course we can't forget a NEW Top Ten List!**WEBSITE to check out: Virtual Pool Put this pool table together with the virtual dartboard and you can open your own virtual bar. Watch out for the PINK BALL! Beat Bill's score of Rd. 2/635 pts. Listen at the end of the show and guess what MOVIE the quote is from! Top Ten List that we read off during the show: TOP TEN THINGS OVERHEARD ON BLACK FRIDAY 9. I haven't been this excited since I heard about the Jackson 5 reunion tour 8. I think I see Amy Winehouse in her underwear! 7. Look-our line's almost as long as the striking writers' picket line 6. Prices are falling just like a dancing Marie Osmand 5. Hey, it's only trespassing if you get caught, you punks! 4. Where's the cheap booze? Am I right folks?? 3. You're right, this sure beats online shopping in my jockey shorts 2. Fuckin' sweet! 1. Wii this! Comments[2] |
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