Episode #46-- We're finally back, where have we been? What have we been doing? What's NEW in Bob and Bill's life AND the show? Find out in this packed show full of NEW things.  Like: New poll, new pictures on our flickr page, NEW celebrity birthdays and an old listener birthday, NEW News of the weird, news headlines from a NEW source, new e-mails, new bytch forum and straight outta comptin', Larry and his cousin make a return!   And of course we can't forget a NEW Top Ten List!
**WEBSITE to check out: Select a Candidate Don't know who you're going to vote for President? Get some help on who agrees with your issues.

Listen at the end of the show and guess what MOVIE the quote is from!

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN THINGS BOB AND BILL ARE THANKFUL FOR
10. Striking show-writers only picket on weekends when we're not in town

9. The current cheap gas prices

8. Stephon Marbury hasn't quit on us. You can't quit the Bob and Bill Show!

7. The whiskey buzz hits just as we start this show

6. We didn't get Hanna Montana tickets--wait, who the hell IS Hanna Montana?

5. Botox

4. This list isn't any less funny than the usual crap we slap together

3. Our adoring fans--am I right people?

2. We're not queer like those losers, Bert and Ernie

1. We don't have this name: George W. Bush

Episode #45-- The episode after the episode....of Power Hour.  Talk some Old Chicago, Tony Stewart, Celebrity birthdays, BONGO News, Sportspickle, we read your e-mails and comments, a bytch forum by Bob and Bill, and we introduce a NEW character!!
**WEBSITE to check out: Columbus Day Trivia Make a guy walk the plank of a pirate ship if you know your Columbus history!

Listen at the end of the show and guess what MOVIE the quote is from!

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN SIGNS YOU MOVED TO A BAD NEIGHBORHOOD
10. Instead of a neighborhood swimming pool, you have a cess pool

9. Local grocery store pharmacy is all you can steal

8. Holiday celebrations don't have parades, they have funeral processions

7. Location has these three words: Des Moines Iowa

6. Larry Craig keeps stopping by asking to use your bathroom

5. Every Wednesday night at local tavern is Jihad Night

4. Sorry, due to lack of funding, there is no #4 for this list

3. People think head scarves on Barbie Dolls is a good idea.

2. Dear Abby shows up wanting to plan your wedding

1. You live next door to Bob and Bill

Episode #44-- POWERHOUR III!! 'REVENGE OF THE DRUNKS'  A lot of FIRSTS for this show!  THREE Top Ten Lists, THREE songs, a NEW PowerHour show open and for the FIRST time...either Bill finished OR Bob didn't!  Listen to find out! We also have all of the original stuff...Bob's Bytch Forum, e-mails, BONGOnews, sportspickle and joke of the week.

Listen at the end of the show and guess what MOVIE the quote is from!

The MAIN Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN IDEAS THAT SOUND GOOD AFTER GETTING DRUNK

10. Performing on the MTV video music awards show
 9. Hitting 756 home runs and thinking you're the greatest
 8. Taking your clothes off (this is only for fat and/or ugly people)
 7. First stealing a pickup, then prescription medication, then considering re-election for city council
 6. Believing you are famous if you are supposedly good at a lame sport like, say, gymnastics
 5. Going to or watching the Iowa-Iowa State football game; no, wait, that's not a good idea perios
 4. (Insert Larry Craig joke here)
 3. Comedian kissing up to Oprah by appearing on her talk show
 2. Co-hosting the Bob and Bill Show, am I right, people???
 1. Invading Iraq

Episode #43--Sorry, Bill screwed up AGAIN and posted over the show.  No notes

Episode #42--We talk some iTunes fixer uppers, a big sports record set against Bob's favorite ball team, some FREE fantasy football, Iowa State Fair, Transformers, hear surprising results of our old poll, reveal our new 80s style poll, a lot of celebrity birthdays, a Bytch Forum by Bob, give results of our last game shows, and a Top Ten list that's out of this park!
**WEBSITES to check out: NUMERIC SPECIALS and SIMPSONIZE YOURSELF

Listen at the end of the show and guess what MOVIE the quote is from!

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN WAYS BARRY BONDS CELEBRATED HIS RECORD HOMERUN

10. Placing endorsement money on bets with Michael Vick
 9. Scheduled guest appearance on Bob and Bill show until he failed drug test 
 8. Eating peanut butter and banana sandwiches, no wait, that's how Elvis celebrated his death anniversary
 7. Partying with the guitar guy John Walsh
 6. Stealing medication from local grocery store
 5. Getting together with all his brothers and sisters to perform "One Bad Apple" and "Down By the Lazy River"...no wait,that was the Osmonds reunion this month
 4. Waist deep in hookers and whiskey
 3. Finding other games to cheat at
 2. Taking a leak on Karl Rove
 1. A sunny vacation in Iraq

Don't know where episode #40 went to.  Probably accidentally posted over it.

Episode #41--Learn about Bill's birthday, talk movies, talke "Zearing Days" in Iowa and finally Bill gets to go on a balloon ride! Hear surprising results of our old poll, reveal our new poll, a lot of celebrity birthdays and some listener birthdays, a cartoonish Bytch Forum, introduce a NEW game show, and a Top Ten list HOT off the press.....DOH!
**Bob's WEBSITE idea to check out: MySpace Death
**To try and figure out last podcasts BACKWARDS WORD CLICK HERE and submit your answers/guesses to bobandbillshow@gmail.com

Listen at the end of the show and guess what MOVIE the quote is from!

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN SURPRISES IN THE SIMPSONS MOVIE

10.  Movie earnings are fixed by Tim Donaghy
 9.  Wild night on town ends with Marge Simpson in jail next to Lindsey Lohan
 8.  Havoc in local stores when Simpsons toys are announced to be painted by Fisher Price
 7.  Bart's astronomy class is taught by drunk astronauts
 6.  Amazingly enough, no references towards that loser Harry Potter
 5.  Fat Homer character played by Bob
 4.  This spot reserved to say "DOH"
 3.  Silly plot ending when the family decides to go on a stupid bike ride across Iowa.
 2.  At the end of movie, Homer thanks fans for sticking with them and all of the "bulls*@t"
 1.  People are murdered and someone gets away with it....oh wait, that's OJ Simpson

Episode #39.  Happy 4th of July America! What are OUR plans for the 4th? Bill will be making his national network reality show debut with his technical directing skills, old poll results and the NEW poll! This weeks excellent website to go check out: Amusement Park Physics  Be sure and check out our "myspace" page where you can listen to ALL of our podcasts. We read your e-mails, see who is celebrating birthdays in Hollywood, see what Bob is bitching about and Larry sends us a voicemail!

Top Ten List(s) that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN REASONS WHY BOB SHOULD NOT OWN A PHONE
10. The numbers frighten him
 9. He has the voices in his head to keep him company anyway
 8. He trips over the chord too much
 7. Gets too stressed about the tangles in the receiver chord
 6. Ended up in therapy when it changed from rotary to touch tone
 5. Can't seem to remember how to turn off the ringer
 4. The "call waiting" function only caused him to stay in his apartment for days
 3. The caller ID function made him pull out his driver's license every time he used the phone
 2. The hold button made him hold something his friends and neighbors didn't even know he still had
 1. It shuts him up from complaining about his phone all the time on the show


TOP TEN SURPRISES IN THE NEW TRANSFORMERS MOVIE
10. Abrupt ending 10 minutes into movie when robots are believed to be illegal immigrants and are deported
 9. People who go to see movie are transformed from average geeks to super geeks
 8. They are really just 'go bots' on steroids
 7. Adventure takes characters off to find people who actually know what 'go bots' are
 6. Robots are not allowed into Wimbledon when they are discovered wearing red underwear
 5. Dramatic love scene where one robot falls madly in love with an iPhone
 4. Weird plot change when Richard Simmons enters during scene in movie to promote Gay Pride Month
 3. George W. Bush changes from a liar and a cheat to a crooked liar and a cheat
 2. Reference to Paris Hilton changing from a no-talent celebrity to a no-talent celebrity ex-con
 1. There's really no surprise here--this movie SUCKS!

Episode #38.  And we're baaaaaack! We talk recent Paris Hilton events, pail drinkin' pics, we read results from the OLD poll and introduce the NEW POLL, Bob's bytch forum (what NOT to do when going on vacation to Florida) and we bring back JOKE OF THE WEEK! Oh yeah, we play a ROCK AND ROLL SONG as well! This weeks excellent websites to go check out: Teleflip.com and Podproducer.net  Be sure and check out our "myspace" page with NEW drinking pics from Drake Relays night. We read your comments and e-mails, and a goodie but oldie but kind of new Top Ten list.

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN SIGNS YOU ARE AT A BAD VACATION RESORT
10. The receptionist? Satan!
 9. Instead of Wayne Newton singing in concert, it's a fig newton
 8. The guard at the gate screams, "NO! DON'T GO IN THERE!" as you drive past him
 7. The buffet is "All you can kill"
 6. Four words-Meshed Barbed Wire Fences
 5. It's located in Des Moines, IA
 4. Your "three day luxury cruise" ends up being on a pond in a raft with no life preserver
 3. The bouncer at the local tavern hands out grenades as party favors
 2. The chips at the casino are buffalo chips
 1. The beach house is really a halfway house

Episode #37.  We're on the road at Bob and Bill's (and Bill's fiance's) favorite pool hall spot. No script, none of the usual stuff just ourselves (unless you count Bob's complaining) and lots and lots of laughs. We play darts, talk music, and talk what goes on your Subway sandwiches. E-mail us YOUR Subway sandwich toppings, strange or not. Call them in at 206-203-1687 and tell us your toppings. Our e-mail is bobandbillshow@gmail.com just in case you forgot. Be sure and check out our "myspace" page.

Episode #36.  POST Drake "drunk" Relays recordings with the iRiver,BIG NEWS for Bill, NEW Voicemail Phone Number, Old and NEW polls, Bob's Bytch forum or is it? This weeks excellent website to go check out: File extension changer   Be sure and check out our "myspace" page. We read your comments and e-mails, and a NEW Top Ten list.

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN THINGS YOU DON'T WANT YOUR MOTHER'S DAY CARD TO TELL YOU
10. I'll kiss you like I kiss my bulldog
 9. Enclosed, please find a restraining order
 8. Thanks for posting my bail. From Paris Hilton
 7. Your wig looks great Britney
 6. You're the best damn hooker money can buy
 5. You are a racist, skin headed, nappy headed ho bitch. Love, Don Imus
 4. Hope the surgery turned out O.K. Mom, I mean Dad
 3. Boy you look good in your Spider-Man spandex
 2. Four more years  Love, George W. Bush
 1. Greetings from the Bob and Bill Show

Episode #35.  Bob sounds tired, what's new though? We talk gadgets, future 'On the Road with Bob and Bill' segments, The Dempseys, Team T.I.T., News of the Weird, Old and NEW polls, "special" birthdays, Bob's BIG BYTCH forum and this episode's dinner special: HOT POCKETS!  This weeks excellent website to go check out: Hot Pockets   Be sure and check out our "myspace" page. We read your comments and e-mails, and a NEW Top Ten list.

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN DON IMUS EXCUSES
10. Assumed racist people get bigger tax break
 9. Wanted to spend more time pursuing his love of origami
 8. Hell if I know but the terrorists are responsible for it
 7. Heard there was an opening for an attorney general
 6. Idiot like Bob believed he would not be dropped
 5. Wanted to be first host on new satellite station, "The Loser Channel"
 4. People were confusing me with the scary lookin' skeleton guy on Tales from the Crypt
 3. Wanted to prove that at least one person watches women's college basketball
 2. That's the Red Bull and Vodka talkin'
 1. Easiest way to get on lame Top Ten list

Episode #34.  We're ONE YEAR OLD!  We'll hear Bob's "opening day" words.  We revisit last episode's Bon Jovi comment with a version that is "kicked up a notch".  Welcome NEW listeners!  This weeks excellent website to go check out: Cereal Name Creator and A-MAZE-ing Game  Be sure and check out our "myspace" page.  We say a SECOND Happy Birthday to someone we said a Happy Birthday to last year, we read your comments and e-mails, and a NEW Top Ten list.  Be sure and vote on the NEW poll.  Go and check out Chance's college radio show website:  ETIN.emerson.edu

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN REJECTED CEREAL NAMES
10. Lucky Finger Pieces
 9. Shit-ios
 8. Marshmallow Covered Nuclear Nuggets
 7. Phlegm Flakes
 6. Oats & Grits
 5. Cream of Cheney
 4. Ass Berry Crunch
 3. Bunny Pellet Crunch with Raisins
 2. Dirt Puffs
 1. Bob & Bill's Toasted Nuts

Episode #33.  We're back for another knock out episode!  We'll see what's in the news, some of Bob's rants about his hand/wrist action?!?!  This weeks excellent website to go check out: Gerbil Derby!  Our "myspace" page gets even more PIMPED out and you can go to it by clicking the cassette tape on the right hand side!  A lot of Celebrity Birthdays, we read your comments AND e-mails, and a NEW Top Ten list.  Be sure and vote on the NEW poll, What do you think of when you hear the term March Madness? WISH US A HAPPY ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY and tell us your FAVORITE episode by either e-mailing us: bobandbillshow@gmail.com, leaving a comment on the website underneath this show post, or call us and leave a voicemail at the "hotline" 206-339-2783 (206-33-WASTE).

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN REJECTED MISS AMERICA PAGEANT CANDIDATE TITLES
10. Miss-tits
 9. Miss Botox
 8. Miss-ter...hmmmmmm
 7. Mis-teriously dead because of Phil Spector
 6. Miss Underage Drunk, wait, that was last year
 5. Miss-ing Eight teeth
 4. Miss-taken for Angelina Jolie
 3. Miss-guiding war effort
 2. Miss-ing humor for Top Ten list
 1. Miss-ery, wait, that's listening to the Bob and Bill Show

Episode #32.  Rock and Roll Music is back and in this show! This weeks excellent website to go check out: Mr. Bill!  Our "myspace" page gets PIMPED out!  Celebrity Birthdays, we read your e-mails, a Top Five AND a Top Ten list.  Be sure and vote on the NEW poll, What is your favorite part about St. Patrick's Day? You can also vote by leaving a voicemail at the "hotline" 206-339-2783 (206-33-WASTE). And you can also FAX us at that number too!!

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN SIGNS IT'S TIME TO QUIT YOUR JOB
10. Performance bonuses are based upon how much pot your toddler can smoke
 9. Your boss shaves their head and checks into rehab
 8. Your co-worker shows you their 93-pound tumor
 7. You manage a weight watchers club that is clothing optional
 6. Your benefits are provided by the Walter Reed hospital
 5. You are a female escore for John Amaechi
 4. Dress code requires fat guys to wear only G-strings
 3. You've been promoted three times but you're still scraping crud off the bottom of people's chairs
 2. It's located in Des Moines, Iowa
 1. You write for the Bob and Bill Show

Episode #31.  BATMAN IS ALIVE and he's on our podcast! Batman tells us his experiences and who he calls!  We get a FAX that's not about furniture sales! This weeks excellent websites to go check out: Virtual Toilet Paper Museum and the Johnny Carson Podcast! Celebrity Birthdays, the Bytch Forum, and LARRY is FINALLY out of his anger management classes and we'll see if he actually learned something.  Be sure and vote on the NEW poll, Who would you call first if you found a bat in your home? You can also vote by leaving a voicemail at the "hotline" 206-339-2783 (206-33-WASTE). And you can also FAX us at that number too!!

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN BRITNEY SPEARS EXCUSES
10. Became tired of daily hassles involving a comb and shampoo
 9. Needed to save beauty salon money for large alimony payments
 8. Forced to do it after hearing creepy backwards message during an episode of 'The View'
 7. She's crazy and this is what crazy people do
 6. Too preoccupied deciding which underwear not to wear
 5. Needed to prep for next big acting gig when she plays a ball point pen
 4. Thinks everyone is turned on by the "weeble look"
 3. Pete Rose bet her that she wouldn't do it
 2. Had to find some way to get out of horrible impending date with Bob
 1. Easiest way to cure her case of the "Jet Blues"

Episode #30.5  Cause for celebration?  SURE...it's another show!  Why the ".5"?  Listen to find out, although the picture to the right might give it away!  In the show you hear about Bill getting all moved into his new digs, poll results from last show, 2007 NASCAR changes...(I know, I know...boring for some, exciting for fans), celebrity Birthdays, DVD Releases, bytch forum, 20 Questions and fun websites to visit.  Be sure and vote on the NEW poll, What's your favorite "mini" holiday? You can also vote by leaving a voicemail at the "hotline" 206-339-2783 (206-33-WASTE). Oh, you can also FAX us at that number too!!  How 'bout them lemons?!  Here is the list of FUN websites to check out (read on the show):

AMPHIBIAN ASSAULT
MESSY WEB (effects on a spider's web)
PRODUCT WARNINGS (funny dumb ones)
BERT IS EVIL!! (Sesame Street's Bert and Ernie)
HITLER CATS (cats that look like Hitler)

Episode #30.  Cause for celebration?  Naaa, but we get to hear why Bob had to take a vacation day today!  Apologies go out to Phil & Heather on Wendell (pronounced Win-dull)Phillip Hunt, because Bill can't speak!   We talk a little CIETC, Bob "tries" to make a joke about Michael Jackson and Bill says he's moving! This weeks excellent website to go check out: VIRTUAL LITE BRITE! Celebrity Birthdays, DVD Releases, LARRY expresses his brief disappointment in us.  Be sure and vote on the NEW poll, What's the worst part about winter? You can also vote by leaving a voicemail at the "hotline" 206-339-2783 (206-33-WASTE). Oh, you can also FAX us at that number too!!  How 'bout them pineapples?!

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN THINGS OVERHEARD AT THIS YEAR'S GOLDEN GLOBES
10. I heard Cameron Diaz wants Mr. Sexy back
 9. Arnold Schwarzanegger: DON'T be back
 8. Ewww, Kevin Federline isn't wearing any underwear
 7. And the winner for best fight: Rosie & Donald
 6. Look at President Bush showing off his award for Most Stupid President
 5. Rennee Zellwegger is the perfect candidate for BOTOX: Look at that permanent smile!
 4. And this year's Best Podcast Duo goes to: Bob and Bill from the Bob and Bill show
 3. I thought Clint Eastwood was dead
 2. Someone tell Mel Gibson you can't drink from the trophy
 1. Ugly Betty? Sounds like Bob's prom date

3......2.......1 HAPPY Episode #29.  Holidays are here and gone, last poll results, newspaper mistakes, congrats to Phil & Heather on Wendell Phillip Hunt, belated birthday wishes, USA to Hong Kong ratio, a couple of cool websites to go check out: howmanyofme.com, LIST OF EXCUSES  E-mail us your favorites or your "how many of you" stats to bobandbillshow@gmail.com  Need or want a St. Louis Arch charm for an Italian Charm Bracelet?  E-mail Bill!  Celebrity Birthdays, DVD Releases, LARRY stops by, and we reveal the ANSWER to last show's BACKWARDS GAME SHOW.  Be sure and vote on the NEW poll, Sound Effects, No Sound Effects, Tastes Great, or Less Filling? You can also vote by leaving a voicemail at the "hotline" 206-339-2783 (206-33-WASTE). Oh, you can also FAX us at that number too!!  How 'bout them oranges?!

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN CELEBRITY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS
10. Get rid of annoying planet, Uranus (NASA)
 9. Buy underwear (Britney Spears)
 8. Less izzle, more hizzle (Snoop Dogg)
 7. Piss off more white people (Michael Richards)
 6. Stay dead (Elvis Presley)
 5. Be less creepy and less gay (Richard Simmons)
 4. Find a designated driver (Mel Gibson, Paris Hilton, etc.)
 3. Probation (Mike Tyson)
 2. Develop a funny podcast (Bob & Bill)
 1. Rot in hell (Saddam Hussein)

And we're BAAAAAACCCCKKKK!  It's episode #28.  We talk turkey, the lack of it at Bill's work, reveal the Gravy Poll results, and talk about things you can ONLY say at Thanksgiving! Bob's talkin' sex change, we have a new segment: Celebrity Birthdays. We'll give you up to date recent DVD releases, we read your e-mails and get BOB's blood a boilin' with the recent comments on the website.  Larry stops by and gets BILL's blood a boilin'!  We read some letters to Santa and read the TOP TEN LIST! Wait till you hear the BACKWARDS game show! **To try and figure out this weeks BACKWARDS WORD, CLICK HERE and submit your answers/guesses to bobandbillshow@gmail.com  Be sure and vote on the NEW poll, Would you rather see MOMMY or DADDY kissing Santa? You can also vote by leaving a voicemail at the "hotline" 206-339-2783 (206-33-WASTE). Oh, you can also FAX us at that number too!!  How 'bout them apples?!

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN WAYS REJECTED CHRISTMAS TOYS
10. My first meth lab kit
 9. Micro-dorks Vista
 8. The "Get the tweezers out of the electrical socket game"
 7. Monopoly: The Chapter 7 Version
 6. Hooker Barbie
 5. Illegal Immigrant Barbie
 4. My Little Toy Gun with real bullets
 3. Grab bag full of sharp objects
 2. Edible cath bag
 1. Subpoena-a-sketch