Episode #15--We are on the road to Kansas City, MO to see the Royals battle the Orioles!  Listen to us ramble on the way to the game, sing during the seventh inning stretch and play 20 Questions on the way home.  Remember to send us your ideas or requests for a special show ending movie quote, funny clip, etc.  And, don't forget to call us and leave a voicemail 206-33-WASTE(9-2783)

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN REASONS BOB AND BILL HAVE TAKEN THE SHOW ON THE ROAD

10. Figured enough $10 beers at game would make show funnier
 9. It's Bob and Bill bobblehead night in Kansas City
 8. Wanted to beat old time record through road construction obstacle course
 7. Needed to get out of town after running over family of RAGBRAI riders
 6. Nothing spells fun more than high gas cost, high ticket cost, and cheap city hookers
 5. Hoping to find Israeli woman to invade Bill's pants
 4. Wanted to be in first 20,000 fans who get free syringes
 3. Chants of "you suck" directed at game, not show
 2. Wanted to see players suck as bad as Bob's prom night
 1. Three famous words: Des Moines sucks

Episode #14--Why is it so HOT?, WHY is Vice President Dick Cheney in IOWA of all places?  Send us your Baby Food flavor suggestions for us to eat and describe on air bobandbillshow@gmail.com  Funny Holidays (with a birthday wish), E-mails, comments.  Here is where we get our funny NEWS from BONGONEWS.com and funny SPORTS from SPORTSPICKLE.com  Laugh at our CLEAN Joke of the Week, remember to send us your ideas or requests for a special show ending movie quote, funny clip, etc.  And, don't forget to call us and leave a voicemail 206-33-WASTE(9-2783)

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN THINGS YOU DON'T WANT YOUR BIRTHDAY CARD TO TELL YOU

10.  Good news! We have enough firemen to handle the candles on your cake this year
 9.  The judge says you're my daddy
 8.  Happy Birthday! Love, Oprah
 7.  This is from your good friends, Bob & Bill
 6.  Didn't I beat you up in grade school?
 5.  You're still good looking even with your gnarled teeth and thinning hair
 4.  I really loved you when you were one of the Dixie Chicks
 3.  This new Top Ten list is your gift!
 2.  How about dinner tonight? Sincerely, Robert Blake
 1.  Happy New Year!

Episode #13--See what we did on July 4th week and hear what Bill ATE!  (He's also drinking during the podcast as well).  We talk sh*t...LITERALLY (along with a related movie recommendation).  See how Keith Richards made the news, we talk World Cup action, Funny Holidays (with a birthday wish), baseball records, bytch forum, Larry the rabid ranter stops by, backwards game show **To try and figure out this weeks BACKWARDS WORD, CLICK HERE and submit your answers/guesses to bobandbillshow@gmail.com Here is where we get our funny NEWS from BONGONEWS.com and funny SPORTS from SPORTSPICKLE.com  Laugh at our Dirty Joke of the Week, remember to send us your ideas or requests for a special show ending movie quote, funny clip, etc.  And, don't forget to call us at 206-33-WASTE(9-2783)

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN REASONS DES MOINES WAS SNUBBED BY THE NCAA

10.  Have you been on I-235 lately?
 9.  Champions on Ice? We'll just leave it at that
 8.  Afraid that Bob & Bill Show will scare away all the fans
 7.  Keith Richards is building us a pirate ship to play in
 6.  Using money donated by CIETC staff to build a bigger arena
 5.  This number was more popular than the Wells Fargo Arena
 4.  Did you hear about the virus Ames just got?
 3.  Elma High School gym is bigger than the Wells Fargo Arena, just ask Bob's prom date...oh wait...nevermind
 2.  All of the food at the concession stands are on a stick! Even the beer!
 1.  Three popular words: Des Moines Sucks!