It's the POWER HOUR!  Drink, drink, drink! We talk about funny bumper stickers, website changes, LISTENER Top 10, funny holidays, a song dedicated to drinking beer, e-mails, comments, baseball records (and brawls) a double doseage of Say What! Larry the Rabid Ranter, two dirty jokes of the week, breaking the seal, a SDRAWKCAB (that's backwards) Game Show and we have the one and only Top Ten list all about The Da Vinci Code. **To try and figure out the backwards word, CLICK HERE and submit your answers/guesses to bobandbillshow@gmail.com

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN WAYS TO CRACK THE DA VINCI CODE

10.  Two Coronas...WITH lime
 9.  They always said calculus was good for something
 8.  Ask the doctor that's kept Elvis alive all these years
 7.  Play the Thriller LP backwards
 6.  The secret's in the sauce
 5.  Look in the bottom of the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow
 4.  Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon obviously knows how to cover up secrets
 3.  There IS something to those Greek letters after all
 2.  Ask Keith Richards...that's what he was searching for when he fell out of the coconut tree
 1.  The decoder in the box of Lucky Charms

Wait till you "HEAR" us this week!  You can finally take the cotton swabs out of your ears to stop the bleeding! We have NEW microphones!  Bob takes over the Say What! segment with TWO rants and raves, but DON'T interrupt him!  Funny holidays, a song dedicated to Mother's Day (and yes it is actually supposed to sound that slow), your e-mails, comments, and also LISTENER requests!  We want YOU to send us a line for the TOP TEN heading of, "Top Ten Places You Would Least Like to Find Sand After Being at the Beach", also, send in funny BUMPER STICKERS you've seen.  Just click on the e-mail link to the right that says bobandbillshow@gmail.com We update the sad stats of professional and fantasy baseball records (fushizzle is #1), Bob's exciting POWER HOUR completion and "post recording", and we have the one and only Top Ten list.  Do you YAHOO? Subscribe to our show by going to this site http://podcasts.yahoo.com/  Just type in Bob and Bill in the "search" and click Subscribe! It's easy and FREE!

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN THREE DOG NIGHT OR DAHL'S TICKET EXCUSES

10.  Hard to concentrate on singing ONLY HIT with flashing camera bulbs
 9.  Tied up phone lines, blowing load on Kentucky Derby
 8.  Hey, since Springsteen's cutting out seats, we're cutting out internet connections
 7.  Hated idea of having to buy back pictures off E-Bay
 6.  Too busy scalping tickets for "Hairspray"
 5.  Internet lines were tapped by new head of CIA
 4.  Flashes might wake up creepy ghost image of the Big Bopper
 3.  Wanted to become topic for next lame Top Ten List 
 2.  Has-beens don't need pictures taken
 1.  First a picture, then you'll want us to do something crazy like pick coconuts out of a tree

It's CINCO DE MAYO WEEK..what a coincidence, it's our FIFTH podcast!  In this installment, we talk about a BIG SURPRISE for everybody, what "went down" during Drake Relays, Bill's embarrasing birthday experience, funny holidays, Monk e-mail, professional and fantasy baseball records, Say What?! Yep! That segment returns.  We also have the weekly Dirty Joke of the Week read by Bob, the relation between George Foreman and IOWA, a song from one of Bob's friend, and the one and only Top Ten list.  Want to send us a MONKEY E-Mail?  Click here! and be sure and put our e-mail address in there as well bobandbillshow@gmail.com

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN KEITH RICHARDS EXCUSES

10.  Wanted to be the hit in the group's next hit song
 9.  Became confused between picking coconuts and landing on his
 8.  Realized Dick Cheney was having target practice a couple of trees over
 7.  Got tired of same old "sex, drugs, rock and roll" story, figured concussion would spice things up a bit
 6.  Wanted to be buried in Iowa
 5.  Figured falling out of a tree is good exercise for a 62-year-old man
 4.  Fastest way to come down after getting high
 3.  Needed a head start at finding any buried treasure
 2.  Wanted to steal spotlight away from other drugged up celebrities like George Bush
 1.  Showed everyone what the group meant by "a bigger bang"