It's DRAKE RELAYS WEEK here in Des Moines, IA and it's also our topic for Episode #4.  Tonight's show had a NEW FEATURE called "Say What?! We also have the weekly Dirty Joke of the Week, funny holidays, which you can check out by clicking here, some funny Beer Drinking music, and the one and only Top Ten list.  Oh and we can't forget SOUND EFFECTS GALORE!!

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN THINGS TO LOOK FOR DURING DRAKE RELAYS WEEKEND

10.  The phone number for Alcoholics Anonymous, because you'll need it after this weekend
 9.  This tip: Make sure when you're outrunning the cops you take off your track cleats first
 8. Real people who actually care about High School or College track
 7.  EXIT STRATEGY for ridiculous overseas war 
 6.  Another way to cheat with state money, just like those CIETC people
 5.  All the fun that didn't happen at Veishea last weekend
 4.  This tip: You know you're having a good time when your face is as blue as the new outdoor track
 3.  Make sure when you mention "heat", you're talking about the TRACK term 
 2.  Cheap gasoline, yeah, GOOD LUCK with that one!
 1.  Some place safe where you can hand your girlfriend your baton

It's TAX WEEK, and you guessed it, it's our topic for Episode #3. We couldn't be in better form, actually yes, we could, because we've both been sick!  Maybe a little too much dedication on getting out the weekly podcast.  Tonight's show we talked about Tax Show Spectacular, funny Sidney Ponson clips, the NEW feature of the week, Dirty Joke of the Week, some funny TAX music, water massages, turtle cheesecake, Veishea and the one and only Top Ten list.  Oh and we can't forget SOUND EFFECTS GALORE!!  Sorry for the bad audio in some spots.  We will eventually fix this!

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN BOB AND BILL 2006 TAX TIPS

10.  Get lame podcast show to write off as business expense
 9.  Write lame Top Ten list for lame podcast show to write off as business expense
 8.  You can never go wrong with big company accountants, just like those geniuses from Haliburton
 7.  Marry a hooker because most hookers don't pay income taxes 
 6.  E-file using your own extension
 5.  Chicks dig abacuses
 4.  Easy to cheat government with the information the President leaks
 3.  Cut expenses by hiring Pete Rose's accountant 
 2.  Invest in a good seat cushion because you'll need it after paying out your ass
 1.  Don't get caught playing with your W-2!

This is our second podcast and you're still listening?! Tonight's show we talked about baseball and especially Sidney Ponson, Oxygen Bars, we had a GREAT parody of a Garth Brooks song Star Wars style, a great recipe, the one and only Top Ten list, electric boogaloo and SOUND EFFECTS GALORE!!  ENJOY!!
Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

 

TOP TEN DES MOINES DRIVING TIPS

10.  Tailgate as close as you can so you can read those pesky little license plate letters
 9.  Construction obstacles make freeway driving much easier
 8.  Keep local insurance industry thriving by causing more accidents
 7.  80 MPH + icy roads = FUN!!
 6.  Shoot hunting companion...no, wait, that's a Dick Cheney hunting tip
 5.  Hawkeye or Cyclone game nights justify attempted vehicular homicide on your way home
 4.  Cheat people out of lots of money and then resign from your state job, no, wait, that's a CIETC (Central Iowa Employment and Training Consortium) tip
 3.  Driver's side doors are overrated
 2.  Supervisors work out great for drunk cops who are speeding
 1.  Find the quickest route to get the hell out of town!

This is our very first podcast so if it sounds bad....it probably is!!  Bare with us, IT WILL GET BETTER!!  This first show we talked about where we've been and what we've been doing the past 9 years, opening day of baseball and our teams (Cubs and Orioles)...and of course we can't forget THE WEEKLY TOP TEN LIST!  We also have a SPONSOR!!  Please check his site out at rosterdownloads.com  And, here's a quick look at the Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN THINGS BOB AND BILL HAVE BEEN UP TO
OVER THE PAST 9 YEARS

10.  Knee deep in hookers and Viagra
 9.  Panty raiding the sorority houses
 8.  Bob:  married to Britney Spears once, Bill: married to Britney Spears twice
 7.  Whooping it up with a Guatemala Antigua at Starbucks
 6.  I have no idea, but Barry Bonds has already hit five home runs while we have been reading this list
 5.  Prison
 4.  Bob:  dead,  Bill: driving truck
 3.  Eating all the spam saved for Y2K.
 2.  Obviously not getting any funnier
 1.  Celebrating the best damn 9 years of our lives