BaBS - 05

It's CINCO DE MAYO WEEK..what a coincidence, it's our FIFTH podcast!  In this installment, we talk about a BIG SURPRISE for everybody, what "went down" during Drake Relays, Bill's embarrasing birthday experience, funny holidays, Monk e-mail, professional and fantasy baseball records, Say What?! Yep! That segment returns.  We also have the weekly Dirty Joke of the Week read by Bob, the relation between George Foreman and IOWA, a song from one of Bob's friend, and the one and only Top Ten list.  Want to send us a MONKEY E-Mail?  Click here! and be sure and put our e-mail address in there as well [e-mail]

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN KEITH RICHARDS EXCUSES

10.  Wanted to be the hit in the group's next hit song
 9.  Became confused between picking coconuts and landing on his
 8.  Realized Dick Cheney was having target practice a couple of trees over
 7.  Got tired of same old "sex, drugs, rock and roll" story, figured concussion would spice things up a bit
 6.  Wanted to be buried in Iowa
 5.  Figured falling out of a tree is good exercise for a 62-year-old man
 4.  Fastest way to come down after getting high
 3.  Needed a head start at finding any buried treasure
 2.  Wanted to steal spotlight away from other drugged up celebrities like George Bush
 1.  Showed everyone what the group meant by "a bigger bang"