BaBS - 14

Episode #14--Why is it so HOT?, WHY is Vice President Dick Cheney in IOWA of all places?  Send us your Baby Food flavor suggestions for us to eat and describe on air [e-mail]  Funny Holidays (with a birthday wish), E-mails, comments.  Here is where we get our funny NEWS from BONGONEWS.com and funny SPORTS from SPORTSPICKLE.com  Laugh at our CLEAN Joke of the Week, remember to send us your ideas or requests for a special show ending movie quote, funny clip, etc.  And, don't forget to call us and leave a voicemail 206-33-WASTE(9-2783)

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN THINGS YOU DON'T WANT YOUR BIRTHDAY CARD TO TELL YOU

10.  Good news! We have enough firemen to handle the candles on your cake this year
 9.  The judge says you're my daddy
 8.  Happy Birthday! Love, Oprah
 7.  This is from your good friends, Bob & Bill
 6.  Didn't I beat you up in grade school?
 5.  You're still good looking even with your gnarled teeth and thinning hair
 4.  I really loved you when you were one of the Dixie Chicks
 3.  This new Top Ten list is your gift!
 2.  How about dinner tonight? Sincerely, Robert Blake
 1.  Happy New Year!