Episode #61--A lot has happened once again for Bob and Bill since we've been away!! Take a listen and find out what they are! We'll give you the results of the old "on-a-stick" poll and introduce you to a new poll. Find out who is celebrating a birthday in Hollywood.  You can't forget about Larry the Rabid Ranter!! News and Sports from The Onion a NEW Geeky Top Ten List and Redneck Dictionary Word of the day!!  Oh yeah, and did we mention that we have a BRAND NEW voicemail number that doesn't spell anything once again?!  206-309-9310! Call it or fax it, PLEASE!!

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN COMPUTER GEEK PICK-UP LINES
10. Want to see how much RAM my processor has?

9. I'll give you a laptop dance

8. Come back to my place and I'll show you what USB really stands for

7. I swear, I don't have any viruses

6. Bill Gates is my uncle--wanna do it?

5. Who wants to see my flash drive?

4. I can be a lot of fun after I'm fully downloaded

3. I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up

2. I'd like to defrag you all night long

1. Can I attach my hard drive to your motherboard?

Episode #60--A lot has happened to BILL since we've been away!! A FEW LIFE-CHANGING events! Take a listen and find out what they are! We'll give you the results of the most popular "garden" poll and introduce you to a new On A Stick Poll.  We've got some M.J. jokes.  Find out who is celebrating a birthday in Hollywood and in the podcasting world? PETA, Michael Jackson and none other than Three's Company star, Joyce DeWitt stops by and say a thing or two. A funny segment where we take a song and put "beeps" in it!  You can't forget about Larry the Rabid Ranter!! News and Sports from The Onion a NEW Top Ten List and Redneck Dictionary Word of the day!!  Oh yeah, and did we mention that we still have the voicemail number that doesn't spell anything?!  206-666-1988! Call it or fax it, PLEASE!!

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR PODCAST IS IN TROUBLE
10. You keep talking about Michael Jackson (is anyone else tired of hearing this crap? Am I right people?)

9. Too much casting and not enough podding

8. It reunites Jon and Kate-wait, who the hell are Jon and Kate?

7. Your public relations are handled by Brock Lesnar

6. The Top Ten list has nine entries. I mean who in the hell does a Top Ten list with nine entries?

5. Show's title? Everything you wanted to know about pipe cleaners

4. The triple doppler is down. You said rain, and it's dry, and, no wait...that's a sign your forecast is in trouble. (Can you do better? Submit your ideas to Bob and Bill Show, P.O. Box 111 Anywhere, USA 12345

3. During each episode, Dick Cheney shares his hunting tips

2. Extreme makeover segment hosted by Chastity Bono

1. It's main characters are Bob and Bill

Episode #59--Yes, we're still alive!! It's like a history lesson, what has happened since we last did a podcast? We'll give you the results of the Valentine's Day Poll (wow, has it been that long?) and introduce you to a new Spring Poll.  Who's celebrating a birthday in Hollywood and in the podcasting world? David Letterman and Baltimore Orioles' Manager, Dave Trembley stops by and says something.  You can't forget about Larry the Rabid Ranter!! News and Sports from The Onion a NEW Top Ten List and Redneck Dictionary Word of the day!!  Bill also has a great website/program for your listening pleasures!  Websites of the day: Screamer Radio and the menu attachment for it Screamer Menu Everything is FREE!!  Oh yeah, and did we mention that we have yet ANOTHER NEW VOICEMAIL NUMBER!!  206-666-1988! Call it, PLEASE!!

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN SIGNS YOU USE TOO MUCH FOUL LANGUAGE
10. Your executive job has the letters A-I-G in it.

9. You're currently looking for a Des Moines radio job (Wait-where in the hell is Des Moines?)

8. Your financial planner has the names Bernie and Madoff

7. Your daily diet consists of Dove and Irish Spring

6. You use your hands too much (No wait, that's a sign you use too much sign language. Hey -you try and come up with something better, you clown face!)

5. You spent a night at a Washington Nationals game (It's baseball season, catch the fever you donkeys!!)

4. God Damnit--There's no #4 for this list!

3. You're trying to finish this Top Ten List. Am I right people?

2. You've taken over anything that was previously run by George W. Bush

1. Duh--You still listen to this podcast!

Episode #58--It's here, like Bob's age.  It's time for another POWER HOUR!!  In this show, we'll tell you how to play (if this is your first time listening), we'll talk about our cool beverage dispenser (picture of it can be seen on our flickr page, the digital transition, famous celebrity birthdays, addicting website of the day, old poll results, new poll, News of the Weird, Larry the Rabid Ranter stops by, the News and Sports Onion, a cool email on another drinking game played by a co-worker, and the famous tongue twisters later in the show to make us more funny to listen to, the redneck dictionary word of the day and a brand new Top Ten List. Oh and a major FEAT is accomplished by one of us!! To see the addicting website of the day just click here!!

ONE of the Top Ten Lists that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'VE HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK
10. You are still looking for weapons of mass destruction

9. You start poking your brother in the ass with a needle (Hey that McGwire really went deep on this one)

8. You are not ready for the digital tv transition (hell, even Bob got his converter box you weasels)

7. You think Republicans can handle our economy (Good riddance Bush, you monkey-boy)

6. Two words: Playstation Phone

5. You're auctioning off spots on the Bob and Bill show (Oh my god, I've been Blagojevich-ed!)

4. You believe loaded guns make good stage props (check out the high school seniors performing in "Of Mice and Men" in your Florida theatres!)

3. You're still laughing at these Top Ten Lists (am I right people?)

2. You auction off your virginity to Bob and Bill

1. You miss a Power Hour because God knows nobody should ever miss a Power Hour!

Episode #57--We're back before the holidays!  Do we have anything new to talk about within the last month?  We'll give you the results of the Thanksgiving Poll and introduce you to a new Christmas Poll.  Who's celebrating a birthday in Hollywood? George W. Bush and people from Walmart stop by and say something.  You can't forget about Larry the Rabid Ranter!! News and Sports from The Onion.  And a NEW Top Ten List!  Bill will also have a "tip/trick" of the day to do with websites.  Bill also SINGS the Twelve Days of Recession!  Listen here! To follow along with the days here they are!  An application for bankruptcy, 2- Collection calls, 3- Piles of bills, 4- Broke banks, 5- Months in denial, 6- Jobs a-pplying, 7- Companies a begging, 8- States a whining, 9- Stocks a crashing, 10- Factories a shutting, 11- Months job hunting, 12- Homes foreclosing

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN REJECTED CHRISTMAS SONG TITLES
10. Oh Little Cash That I Now Own

9. I'm Beginning to Smoke Just Like Obama

8. Global Warming Wonderland

7. Larry Craig is Coming To Pee

6. Dick Cheney Roasting On An Open Fire

5. All I Want For Christmas Is My Job--Am I Right Folks?

4. Duck Because the Shoes Are Coming

3. Jiggle Balls

2. I Saw Bob and Bill Kissing Santa Claus

1. Rosie the Red Faced Intern

Episode #56--We're finally back! Did you think we went missing after the last Power Hour episode? After a two month vacation, we've done a lot since then.  We'll talk about what we've been up to.  We'll give you the results of the "Official Beer of the Bob and Bill Show Power Hour Podcasts" and introduce you to a new Thanksgiving Poll.  Who's celebrating a birthday in Hollywood? George W. Bush and Neil Patrick Harris "voice" their concerns.  You can't forget about Larry the Rabid Ranter!! News and Sports from The Onion.  And a NEW Top Ten List! Websites of the day were Antique Fizz and My TV Theme Songs

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN SURPRISES IN THE NEW FRIDAY THE 13TH MOVIE
10. John McCain has starring role

9. Movie's plot revolves around fighting Monks

8. Scenes are scarier than, you guessed it, Bob's prom night.

7. Jason has new guest slot on 'The View'

6. Dick Cheney is Jason's father. (Jason, I am your fah-ther)

5. The only choking going on is Penn State football team

4. Movie was actually done on Friday the 14th

3. The thing that kills off Jason is his Circuit City stock

2. Due to changes in the bailout plan, Jason chooses to go after President Bush

1. Small segment features pro wrestling debuts of Jason and Sarah Palin.

Episode #55--It's here, like a Canadian holiday on the calendar.  It's time for another POWER HOUR!!  In this show, no only will we get frickin' wasted and one of us will have uncontrollable hiccups but we'll also talk about past Power Hours, famous celebrities stopping by to give us a "word", old poll results, new poll, News of the Weird, one of our brand new segments "Profanity Sports Reporting", Larry the Rabid Ranter stops by, The News and Sports Onion, a cure for your hangovers website which you can go to by clicking here and THREE Top Ten Lists!!

ONE of the Top Ten Lists that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN SIGNS YOU ARE TOO OLD TO BE PRESIDENT
10. It takes you two weeks to fix Bob's truck

9. The only cabinet meeting you can handle is between you and the medicine cabinet

8. The Green Bay Packers won't let you play quarterback for them

7. Lou Lemenick is starting to hit you in movie theatres (Hey, don't mess with the Ebert you punk!)

6. You can't remember if you had sexual relations with a woman, but you'd like to.

5. Your political ads are sponsored by Dentu-Creme

4. You remember when gas prices were cheap. Remember to vote in November, you knuckleheads!

3. These lame Top Ten lists still make you laugh

2. You actually think that 9/11 and Iraq are linked

1. 69 isn't your lifestyle, it's your age!

Episode #54--It's that time of year for the Olympics and the State Fairs!  Oh boy!  We can hardly contain ourselves!  We've got a new Olympic poll for you to vote on, Rick Springfield, Paris Hilton and her mom stop by and say something. Larry and his cursing cousin Kevin stop by and talk about the Olympics and the State Fair.  News and sports from The Onion, celebrity birthdays, a listener written top ten list FOR BOB and a new top ten list BY BOB!  To download the FREE Library program (called LIBRA) to keep track of your collections click here.

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN POINT ONE THINGS BOB HAS OVERHEARD SINCE HIS BIRTHDAY
10. The Green Bay Packers are paying you NOT to podcast

9. I thought I saw you entering that Delta airplane bathroom

8. Mary-Kate Olson can take care of that headache for you

7. You're the most bitchin' member of NKOTB (NKOTB Reunion Tour-get your tickets now)

6. You even make John McCain look young

5. I bet you can do a heck of a backgrab (that's a gymnastics term folks, watch the Olympics this year and root for some tiny teenage ass!)

4.1 Let's go party at Andy Dick's house

4. Happy Birthday Regis, no wait, everyone knows you're not cool enough to be Regis.

3. Hillary called, she wants her pantsuit back

2. Hey, aren't you the loser that writes the lame top ten lists?

1. Look out folks, he's been SPITZERED!

Episode #53--We're both back!  Thankfully! Bill can't carry a show to save his life! We think it's because he wasn't interrupted and he didn't know what to do! Bill visits the dentist.  A cell phone popcorn hoax is tried? Another Old Chicago Mini-Tour has started. An interesting look at the Iowa floods compared to the New Orleans floods. Larry stops by with a weird abnormality and we hear a word from Christie Brinkley and John McCain! News and sports from The Onion, celebrity birthdays, and a NEW TOP TEN LIST!  Don't forget to vote on our current poll as well!!  To visit the CELL PHONE POPCORN VIDEO click here. To see some awesome air guitar video click here!  To learn the workings of an air guitar click here.

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE NOT GOING TO WIN THE AIR GUITAR WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
10. You're not wearing a mullet, because we all know the winners have mullets

9. You pick music by crappy groups, like, for example...Bon Jovi

8. All your time is focused on ruining the economy

7. Matt Walsh is your assistant

6. Preoccupied following truly uninteresting Olympic Trials.  Hey, United States, go kick some Chinese ass!

5. You support a pointless overseas war in an oil based country...no, wait, that's a sign you won't win the presidential nomination

4. No number four on this list, writer out buying Guitar Hero Aerosmith-available in stores now!

3. You've got a bad air drummer

2. All your advice is from those people at Nintendo DS

1. You're too busy playing with your WII

Episode #52--It's a little different kind of show.  IT's the Bill and Bill's WIFE show!  We'll tell you how our wedding went, which one of us got sick on our wedding day, how the reception was and Bob's BEST one liner caught on tape!  Laid back on our Honeymoon, some snips here and there.  We'll tell you the winner of the old poll and get a NEW poll ready.  We read some celebrity birthdays, and Bill wrote his own TOP TEN LIST!  We'll also have clips from the iRiver recorded on our honeymoon.  And a very relaxing/soothing ending for you to sleep to.

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN SIGNS YOU HAVE A BAD GPS SYSTEM
10. No matter how hard you try, it won't let you leave Des Moines, IA!

9. It takes you directly to jail and you don't even get to pass GO!

8. It thinks you're a storm spotter and starts making you drive TOWARDS the tornadoes

7. Your Green Potato Sack in your car window isn't quite what you thought G-P-S stood for

6. It's starts playing music like "Who Says You Can't Go Home" and "Lost Highway", no, wait, take out your "Best of Suicidal Music" and plug in your GPS.

5. It tells you to "get up out of dis hizzy before you get a pop capped in yo' ass fool!"

4. It starts spouting letters such as L-O-L and L-M-A-O

3. It keeps taking you to Bob's house

2. It keeps telling you to turn left every quarter mile...no wait, that means you're on a NASCAR track! Get off now before you cause a crash!

1. Once you get completely lost it starts saying, "No worries mon, yeah mon, and Irie!"  Umm, actually just stay where you're at...you're in JAMAICA MON!