Episode #52--It's a little different kind of show.  IT's the Bill and Bill's WIFE show!  We'll tell you how our wedding went, which one of us got sick on our wedding day, how the reception was and Bob's BEST one liner caught on tape!  Laid back on our Honeymoon, some snips here and there.  We'll tell you the winner of the old poll and get a NEW poll ready.  We read some celebrity birthdays, and Bill wrote his own TOP TEN LIST!  We'll also have clips from the iRiver recorded on our honeymoon.  And a very relaxing/soothing ending for you to sleep to.

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN SIGNS YOU HAVE A BAD GPS SYSTEM
10. No matter how hard you try, it won't let you leave Des Moines, IA!

9. It takes you directly to jail and you don't even get to pass GO!

8. It thinks you're a storm spotter and starts making you drive TOWARDS the tornadoes

7. Your Green Potato Sack in your car window isn't quite what you thought G-P-S stood for

6. It's starts playing music like "Who Says You Can't Go Home" and "Lost Highway", no, wait, take out your "Best of Suicidal Music" and plug in your GPS.

5. It tells you to "get up out of dis hizzy before you get a pop capped in yo' ass fool!"

4. It starts spouting letters such as L-O-L and L-M-A-O

3. It keeps taking you to Bob's house

2. It keeps telling you to turn left every quarter mile...no wait, that means you're on a NASCAR track! Get off now before you cause a crash!

1. Once you get completely lost it starts saying, "No worries mon, yeah mon, and Irie!"  Umm, actually just stay where you're at...you're in JAMAICA MON!

Episode #51--And we're back!  Finally!  We've both been very busy (well, ok, maybe just Bill cause he's getting MARRIED soon!) We talk about what we've been up to, how we used our Economic Stimulus checks,  Larry the Rabid Ranter stops by. News and sports from The Onion, celebrity birthdays, and a NEW TOP TEN LIST! The most famous person in baseball (Barry Bonds) stops by with a few words. We also have TWO words from the Redneck Dictionary! Don't forget to vote on our NEW POLL as well!!  To visit the WEBSITE OF THE PODCAST, click here!

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE AT A BAD MOVIE
10. The woman in the movie is wearing a pantsuit and just won't go away

9. Movie is made solely on advice from Dr. Phil

8. "How I Won the War" sequel stars George W. Bush

7. "Eight Men Out" involves two Governors and six hookers

6. You hear songs like "You Give Love a Bad Name" and "Blaze of Glory"...no wait, those are signs you're at a bad concert

5. It has the words "fraggle" and "rock" in the title

4. It depends on a guest spot from Rosie O'Donnell to add glamour

3. Have no idea, couldn't go due to high gas prices, am I right people???

2. The real joke is, Bob wrote this list and he doesn't even watch movies!

1. "When Harry Met Sally" has two Harrys and NO Sally

Episode #50--Are you ready for this?! Are you really ready?  50 shows.  What possibly could we have on this show?  We say we'll revisit a segment we did on episode #26 but we forget to, oh and how 'bout a NEW show open? A word from former governor Eliot Spitzer, the Easter Bunny and Larry the Rabid Ranter. News and sports from The Onion, celebrity birthdays, and a NEW TOP TEN LIST! That's not all!  We need to celebrate the past 49 shows so we have a special Highlight Reel AND a very special PSA.  This one is for our listeners and a special "gift" from the Bob and Bill show.  Listen to it for details on how to get your free gift!! Don't forget to vote on our NEW POLL as well!!

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN POSSIBLE SURPRISES IN THE NEXT 50 EPISODES OF THE BOB AND BILL SHOW
10. Oh, I don't know...maybe more lame comedy?

9. We become famous in deadbeat towns like Des Moines, Iowa

8. Regular appearances by Heather Mills, until she finds out we are both not rich rock stars

7. Sorry, due to a lack of funding there is no number seven on this list--save it for the next 50, SPANKY

6. Paternity tests come back busting one of us as the father of Britney's next child

5. George W. Bush will guest star to discuss his plans for the first presidential picture book library

4. We will bring peace to all nations via our super podcast powers

3. That we actually do another 50 episodes

2. Nothing--just the same slapped together crap we've done up until now

1. Expensive sex, loose women, and empty bank accounts--that's only after we both become governors

Episode #49--Can you feel the excitement?!  This is the LAST time you'll have to hear this show open!  It's been playing since our very FIRST episode.  Please e-mail us at bobandbillshow@gmail.com or call our voicemail at 206-222-2463 (that's 206-cab-a-hoe) and wish us a HAPPY 50TH SHOW!  Please!!??  Come listen to us talk about our exciting trip to Cedar Falls, listen to our VOICEMAIL!, a word from Bob?, news and sports from The Onion, Larry stops by and we have an all NEW Bytch Forum from Bob, celebrity birthdays, and a NEW TOP TEN LIST!  You HEARD the song, now see the VIDEO of "If Britney Was My Mom".  Website mentioned on the podcast to check out: Mister Pumpkin Head Send in your creations and we will add them to our flickr page! Don't forget to vote on our POLL!!

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN REJECTED VALENTINE'S CARD MESSAGES
10. This lame card is a product of the latest writer's strike

9. Let's go hunting (from Dick Cheney)

8. This year I gave you up for Lent

7. Here's tickets to the new Star Wars cartoon movie

6. You were certainly worth going to prison for

5. The Botox makes you look sensational

4. You're my seventh best online lover

3. Will you marry me? (from Richard Simmons)

2. Thanks for being our most loyal fan (from Bob and Bill)

1. Will you PLEASE, PLEASE be my Valentine!? (Love Britney)

Episode #48--This is our FIRST podcast of 2008 and definitely NOT our last!  C'mon, you know everyone's waiting for Episode #50 with a NEW show open and other surprises.  So why listen to this episode? We reveal our poll results and bring up a new one, we have a Bytch Forum from both Bob and Bill that you won't believe, celebrity birthdays, a word from Randy Moss, News of the Weird, we show our love to President Bush, read your comments, Larry stops by, and the ALL NEW TOP TEN LIST!  Website mentioned on the podcast to check out: Celebrity Death Beeper Don't forget to vote on our POLL!!

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN THINGS WE CAN LOOK FOR IN 2008
10. A World Championship for the Orioles or Cubs-just kidding

9. Ten more Eddie Murphy marriages

8. Britney goes from crazy to stupid crazy

7. Cheating makes you a champion, right Coach Belichick?

6. Bob's public confession that he's really a three-legged gorilla

5. Bill to finally come clean about his ties to the Mitchell report

4. No number 4, just an announcement to support the writers.  Yeah, there's a writer's strike going on.

3. Bush's ass out the front door of the White House-am I right people???

2. The same winning formula of lame comedy you've come to expect from Bob and Bill

1. Five words--"We are bringing SEXY BACK!"

We (Bob and Bill) wanted to wish everyone the happiest and safest holidays so instead write about it, why not do some audio?  And, we had the ONE and ONLY, Santa Clause stop by our studios.  He's not too happy either!  If you can believe this, he's even angrier than Larry and his cursing cousin Kevin!  Watch out, cause heeeeerrrrrreeeeeeee's SANTA!

Wanted to share with everybody the present we got from one of our fans and we opened it LIVE on our recent podcast!  Thanks loyal fan!

Episode #47-- What have we been doing since Thanksgiving? Drinking BEER at Old Chicago maybe? Do we risk our lives and go shopping on Black Friday? We hear from someone who thought it was "SUPER SWEET".  We have voicemails!  But who are they from?  We also hear special 'words' from the best trio put together, Don Imus, Hulk Hogan and Santa! Larry and his cousin make yet another return!   And of course we can't forget a NEW Top Ten List!
**WEBSITE to check out: Virtual Pool Put this pool table together with the virtual dartboard and you can open your own virtual bar. Watch out for the PINK BALL!  Beat Bill's score of Rd. 2/635 pts.

Listen at the end of the show and guess what MOVIE the quote is from!

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN THINGS OVERHEARD ON BLACK FRIDAY
10. I guess we're not the only idiots out at 4 a.m.

9. I haven't been this excited since I heard about the Jackson 5 reunion tour

8. I think I see Amy Winehouse in her underwear!

7. Look-our line's almost as long as the striking writers' picket line

6. Prices are falling just like a dancing Marie Osmand

5. Hey, it's only trespassing if you get caught, you punks!

4. Where's the cheap booze? Am I right folks??

3. You're right, this sure beats online shopping in my jockey shorts

2. Fuckin' sweet!

1. Wii this!

Episode #46-- We're finally back, where have we been? What have we been doing? What's NEW in Bob and Bill's life AND the show? Find out in this packed show full of NEW things.  Like: New poll, new pictures on our flickr page, NEW celebrity birthdays and an old listener birthday, NEW News of the weird, news headlines from a NEW source, new e-mails, new bytch forum and straight outta comptin', Larry and his cousin make a return!   And of course we can't forget a NEW Top Ten List!
**WEBSITE to check out: Select a Candidate Don't know who you're going to vote for President? Get some help on who agrees with your issues.

Listen at the end of the show and guess what MOVIE the quote is from!

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN THINGS BOB AND BILL ARE THANKFUL FOR
10. Striking show-writers only picket on weekends when we're not in town

9. The current cheap gas prices

8. Stephon Marbury hasn't quit on us. You can't quit the Bob and Bill Show!

7. The whiskey buzz hits just as we start this show

6. We didn't get Hanna Montana tickets--wait, who the hell IS Hanna Montana?

5. Botox

4. This list isn't any less funny than the usual crap we slap together

3. Our adoring fans--am I right people?

2. We're not queer like those losers, Bert and Ernie

1. We don't have this name: George W. Bush

Episode #45-- The episode after the episode....of Power Hour.  Talk some Old Chicago, Tony Stewart, Celebrity birthdays, BONGO News, Sportspickle, we read your e-mails and comments, a bytch forum by Bob and Bill, and we introduce a NEW character!!
**WEBSITE to check out: Columbus Day Trivia Make a guy walk the plank of a pirate ship if you know your Columbus history!

Listen at the end of the show and guess what MOVIE the quote is from!

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN SIGNS YOU MOVED TO A BAD NEIGHBORHOOD
10. Instead of a neighborhood swimming pool, you have a cess pool

9. Local grocery store pharmacy is all you can steal

8. Holiday celebrations don't have parades, they have funeral processions

7. Location has these three words: Des Moines Iowa

6. Larry Craig keeps stopping by asking to use your bathroom

5. Every Wednesday night at local tavern is Jihad Night

4. Sorry, due to lack of funding, there is no #4 for this list

3. People think head scarves on Barbie Dolls is a good idea.

2. Dear Abby shows up wanting to plan your wedding

1. You live next door to Bob and Bill